When I come home and find you being lazy YET AGAIN, I have some NEWS for you!
First of all, I've been cheating on you, and my man on the side is bigger than you in EVERY WAY.
And that's another thing...I've been hiding my powers from you! I can shrink you down to the size you really SHOULD be, tiny and insignificant. While I tell you all about my BIG LOVER, I torment you and crush you with my feet, ass, and boobs.
Eventually, I've had enough...and I just swallow you whole!